so i poked around on the internet and i found out that the best solution to my problems is to lie. the guitar lied to me about being made out of nice wood. so i lie to the world by replacing the veneer and saving the day. you have to buy these things in huge 4x5 sheets and they're like $60. i asked the guy for something smaller and he said that no one does that. he was really an ass. "who would buy a 2x2 sheet of this stuff?" he said, like a complete ass.
me, asshole, me. i would. the world would. now i got all this extra veneer, but whatever. guys at lumber yards are dicks because they know you've been to home depot and every other place in the city and they're your last resort. they've got you by the balls and they know it. so here it is. like paper. i got this thing home and cut it down then realized i didn't know how i was going to glue this thing on. the answer was contact cement after like 4 hours online. so i get the contact cement and begin.
everything went smooth. the veneer is holding. i look like a hero.
i applied the veneer to the back as well. threw some new binding back on, and stained in the classic dark walnut.
it's not as pretty as the original veneer but it looks better then what i had to begin with. one battle at a time i guess.
so next we have to take care of the neck. i can't wait to see how i screw that up.
so now with the binding in place, i've sanded the whole thing down so i can blend in the new wood with the old wood.
i didn't know that the sides were plywood based with a veneer glued on top. i sanded right through the first layer and hit the plywood. i figure it wont be such a big deal.
went to baller hardware and picked out some nice dark walnut stain to bring this to life. plus i figure the dark stain will cover up my mistakes.
boy, was i wrong. the top looks great, but the sides look like ass. it's much better in the picture. in person, it's ass.
i tried sanding all the veneer off to just have an even surface to sand. no good. the plywood is to thin and it's absorbing the stain very inconsistently. this looks like a boy scout had at it with a dull hatchet. this would get me laughed right out of this years namm show.
i'd like to say right now that before this, the only thing i've ever stained were my pants. i feel like a failure. but there has to be a way out of this. it has to look better than when i got it. that's my mission statement. i'm actually going to go online and research this. it's on.
i've done all i can with this guitar and now we glue this monster back together. i only own a few clamps and a real guitar builder would not be proud at this sad display.
heres a closer look at the new wood. not too shabby.
here is susan. she inspects everything i do. i sanded down the sides of the guitar. i figured it would be easier to reapply stain than trying to match the old one.
susan is now examining the new deeper binding channel that i cut.
susan also really likes binding. here we are working as a team.
here she is waving to the camera.
almost done. i use the glue and tape method.
and here she is all taped up. now we wait for the glue to dry.